'Howdy partna'!
The Name'z Vinceh'!

I wish to rule over 'ze lot of ya'll!
My superior form of mindset and skills make anyone else here beneath me!

*Drops his pants to show-off his gigantic 'goodies.*

*Fan-boys faint in the crowd.*

I hope you guys really like me! Beneath my [Word Censored] personality, there is more [Word Censored] waiting for you! I am really not that bad of a guy, just as long as you follow these regulations:

I. Never dare touch my 'awesomeness!

II. Never make direct eye contact. Those who do, will break down under the intensity of his awesomeness.

III. Never refer to me as anything else besides the following: "Papi!"

IV. Never 'eva attempt to create a conversation with his awesomeness! Worms, by that I mean everyone here, may only speak if given the right to, or if questioned by his awesomeness.

V. His awesomeness may at times put worms down. In common occasions he will continue until one is "put out of his misery". His awesomeness will not be held responsible for suicidal thoughts or actions.

VI. If his awesomeness is roaming through the chatbox, worms must greet him, drop to their knees, and beg to kiss his ring. Once and only once, permission has been granted worms must pucker their lips as his awesomeness prepares the ring for the unworthy lips. His awesomeness will drop his pants and one must kiss the ring that is snugly fit 'round his enormous shaft.

VII. If a worm is dueling his awesomeness, they must lose 'ze duel or else. If one refuses, his awesomeness will disconnect and choke-out 'dis mofoka'!

VIII. If one is insulted by his awesomeness, don't try to play it off as a tough guy. One must drop to the filth, where he belongs, and begin to weep like a little girl.

IX. Take everything that comes out of his awesomeness' mouth as an insult.

X. Once in a while, his awesomeness will spit on worms for his own personal humor and satisfaction. If one shows even the slightest form of disgust, they will get their * beaten on 'ze spot! One must learn to accept what they are.. WORMS!

XI. If his awesomeness develops sexual desires with any worm, which is highly unlikely, I mean c'mon let's face it his awesomeness is too great for 'ze all of you, they must accept him as their "abuser" for the rest of their pathetic life! Then they must engage in a passionate, romantic lip-lock. Tounge will be used or else it will be chopped off with a guillotine.

So as long as you follow these regulations, I will not harass you as mch. I may seem as an "a**", well, I am one, so accept the fact that I am!

~His awesomeness, Vinceh'!

Such a long intro, I'm sorry... I didn't read...

~anyway
Welcome to DC .

XD, I promise if you do read it, you will get a real big laughter out of it.

-Skips and drinks coffee- Meh...

Welcome

Vinceh'! wrote:

XD, I promise if you do read it, you will get a real big laughter out of it.

Kay, after I'm back from class today, I will try.

tl;dr

Still, welcome to DC. You better be active or you're going to die! ^.^

KingWolfy wrote:

tl;dr

Still, welcome to DC. You better be active or you're going to die! ^.^

Lol, hey KingWolfy. Remember me? Vincint Strife? I used to be in your war team with Polar something.

L.Lawliet wrote:

Such a long intro, I'm sorry... I didn't read...

~anyway
Welcome to DC .

u.u

Vinceh'! wrote:

KingWolfy wrote:

tl;dr

Still, welcome to DC. You better be active or you're going to die! ^.^

Lol, hey KingWolfy. Remember me? Vincint Strife? I used to be in your war team with Polar something.

Yes, I remember you, I don't forget anyone my love.. ^^. Now question is, do you still suck? ^^

KingWolfy wrote:

Vinceh'! wrote:

KingWolfy wrote:

tl;dr

Still, welcome to DC. You better be active or you're going to die! ^.^

Lol, hey KingWolfy. Remember me? Vincint Strife? I used to be in your war team with Polar something.

Yes, I remember you, I don't forget anyone my love.. ^^. Now question is, do you still suck? ^^

Haha, very funny. I was one of the best duelists in your team, behind that guy I forgot his name was. But it was Polar something. But maybe now I do, I just came back after a year break. Trying to get accustomed to the new stuff but I'll manage. Lol.

welcome